{"product_id":"festive-as-f-ck-weldon-owen-9798886740769","title":"Festive As F*ck","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho's ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle \u0026amp; thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns-and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLet's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple \"Ho\" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous \"Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?\"\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little \"Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas\" for your tree, or make a \"Deck the Halls and Not Your Family\" for your sibling.\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork\n\u003cbr\u003e \n\u003cbr\u003e THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weldon Owen","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":46331290452211,"sku":"9798886740769","price":39.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/4284\/5939\/files\/9798886740769.jpg?v=1729285538","url":"https:\/\/www.harryhartog.com.au\/products\/festive-as-f-ck-weldon-owen-9798886740769","provider":"Harry Hartog Bookseller","version":"1.0","type":"link"}