{"product_id":"snarky-crochet-lisa-ha-9780760399682","title":"Snarky Crochet","description":"\u003cp\u003eCraft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in Snarky Crochet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever wanted to say what you really think-without actually saying it-Snarky Crochet has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it's pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there's a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, Snarky Crochet redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you'll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInside this one-of-a-kind book, you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!Beginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party-no matter their skill level.Tips for customizing projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.Listicles, jokes, and fiber puns for endless crochet fun!Inspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.\n\u003cbr\u003eEach pattern is an outlet-whether you're crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa's voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who's tired of pastel bunnies and cozy cliches, Snarky Crochet is a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the best way to heal-or roast someone-is one stitch at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lisa Ha","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":49189990138099,"sku":"9780760399682","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/4284\/5939\/files\/9780760399682.jpg?v=1780346434","url":"https:\/\/www.harryhartog.com.au\/products\/snarky-crochet-lisa-ha-9780760399682","provider":"Harry Hartog Bookseller","version":"1.0","type":"link"}