{"product_id":"the-rules-for-life-omnibus-kitty-flanagan-9781761066412","title":"The Rules for Life Omnibus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning 488 Rules for Life with her rather prosaically titled sequel, More Rules for Life. Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such as:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.\n\u003cbr\u003eOne to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.\n\u003cbr\u003eNever make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.\n\u003cbr\u003eOnce a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.\n\u003cbr\u003eAnd always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWitty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'\n\u003cbr\u003eJason Alexander (Seinfeld)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kitty Flanagan","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43423180226803,"sku":"9781761066412","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/4284\/5939\/products\/9781761066412.jpg?v=1666985377","url":"https:\/\/www.harryhartog.com.au\/products\/the-rules-for-life-omnibus-kitty-flanagan-9781761066412","provider":"Harry Hartog Bookseller","version":"1.0","type":"link"}