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A Joke Book

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Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.

What was the console gamer's New Year's resolution?
1280x720.

Why did Frogger cross the road?
Because after an hour and a half you've finally completed the level.

Why would a grown-up want to play Pokemon Go?
Wynaut?

This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn't just a battery type, you don't need scissors to do some crafting and that you don't have to go outdoors to try camping.

*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*

ISBN:
9780008491130
Format:
Hardback
Pages:
128
Published:
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Imprint:
HarperCollins
Weight:
130 g