Diary of a Future Billionaire

Just how far will one boy go to become a fully-fledged billionaire? So here's the thing about me. I'm a billionaire. An actual real-life billionaire! And you know how some people who get rich say stuff like, "I can't believe it!" and "I never thought it would happen to me!" Well. I can believe it. And I knew it would happen to me. Because I planned it. I planned to become the world's richest ten-year-old. And you know what? It worked.