I Need a New Bum!

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

ISBN:
9780947506186
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
32
Published:
Publisher:
Oratia Media
Imprint:
Oratia Books
Weight:
150 g