Too Cool for School (A Funny Thing Happened to... Simon Sidebottom #2)

nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp;stillnbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; ^SIMON'S HAVING A BAD DAYIt's the first day back at school and things are going from BAD to EMBARRASSINGLY BAD for Simon Sidebottom. Can things get any worse? Yes! Because YOU get to choose what happens next. Will Simon be undone by Principal Fart-Smells? Will his teacher, Miss Giraffe, meet a ferrety end? Will Simon have his hair vacuumed off by the creepy school cleaner?nbsp;YOU CHOOSE!This book is rude, crude and disgusting.Principal Fart-SmellsTHE FERRETS ARE COMING... ARGGGGH...Miss GiraffeI calculate the hilarity of this book to be Professor Nutbeam